The roast

Your idea, one sentence. We search your market live first, then roast it with what we find — every joke cites a fact. Then the read you actually need. We roast the idea, never you.

What you get

  • The roast — two or three lines built from what the live search found: named competitors, the crowding count, the rules, the graveyard. A joke that isn’t true doesn’t ship.
  • Now, seriously — the verdict first, in one sentence, then three risks, the one strength you’ve earned, and what would change our mind.

No account. Only live-fetched or typed data — ever. See the roast gallery