The roast
Your idea, one sentence. We search your market live first, then roast it with what we find — every joke cites a fact. Then the read you actually need. We roast the idea, never you.
What you get
- The roast — two or three lines built from what the live search found: named competitors, the crowding count, the rules, the graveyard. A joke that isn’t true doesn’t ship.
- Now, seriously — the verdict first, in one sentence, then three risks, the one strength you’ve earned, and what would change our mind.
No account. Only live-fetched or typed data — ever. See the roast gallery

